
Marc Hermann shares a non-sailing story to take our minds off all the non-sailing now occurring.
"Many years ago, I got an opportunity to go out fishing with a friend, and as we waited for the next bite, he told me about his wife’s unique experience obtaining her diving certification.
She was pursuing her dockside certification in shallow waters, and while underwater she saw a large white object floating just above the ocean floor. Curious, she swam closer to discover it was a 5+ foot halibut that had a rope noose around its body, followed by a length of line with a frayed end.
She found this to be rather odd, and once back on the dock, she told her story to one of the Marina attendants. He immediately started to laugh and began to tell her about an early morning fishing incident with a guy who had snagged a massive halibut in his old aluminum car-topper boat.
Apparently, he fought with this thing for a couple of hours when finally it succumbed, allowing him to reel it alongside the boat to club it. Realizing he had landed the mother lode, and it being far too big to bring into the boat, he decided to make a rope noose and tie it to the side of the boat and head back to the marina.
However, on his way back, the fish came back to life, and for those of you familiar with halibut and the strength in their tail, it started to violently thrash around while attached to the boat.
With less than half mile to the marina, this is when our avid, and at the time happy fisherman, realized that given the current circumstances, the trapped fish was going to destroy the boat.
Not realizing what to do next, and seeing the boat was taking on water, he panicked and picked up his shotgun (don’t ask me why he had a shotgun) to shoot the thrashing fish.
However, this idea didn’t quite go according to plan. As when he aimed at the fish, the fish’s tail violently hit the side of the boat and knocked our fisherman off balance just as he fired the gun. Rather than his aim be directed at the fish, it instead blew out the stern, which then led to significant ingress of water and subsequent sinking.
With half the marina watching this unfold, our now very unhappy fisherman was swimming in the water, with no boat, and much to his consternation that last traumatic course of events broke the noose around the fish and it, too, got away.
And now you know the story of the large halibut with a noose that got away." Thanks for this funny fish story from Scuttlebutt. Add to Flipboard Magazine.








(Sandusky, OH)- The J/34 IOR “KNEE DEEP” is at it again, sailing offshore on Lake Erie with kids! Shocking! And, NO video games and NO cell phones! Even more shocking!
(San Francisco, CA)- The idea was simple and clever; invite your top
sailors from your club to create a team that was inclusive of the club
membership, from top sailors to women and juniors. The idea was hatched
by Russ Silvestri and friends at St Francis YC in San Francisco to
encourage fun and mentorship amongst all member sailors in a fun,
festive atmosphere, sailing aboard their fleet of J/22 one-design
sailboats.
According
to Russ Silvestri, “the weather was perfect, the racing on target and
for those that stayed for the party, it was a great time! I feel
fortunate to be a part of a club that has the willingness to create and
try something new. I look forward to next year and the chance to improve
upon the regatta! And, we plan to have more junior sailors and women
skippers and crew in the mix!”
(San Francisco, CA)- Ashley
Perrin and Merfyn Owen celebrated their marriage with their very own
“Post-Nup Cup” a week ago on Friday sailing on J/120s on San Francisco
Bay. The casual “regatta” took place before the official wedding reception on Saturday.
Crewed
by friends from around the globe and facilitated by the San Francisco
YC and PRO Jeff Zarwell, everyone was treated to a beautiful day of
sailing on San Francisco Bay. Racing was quite close at times, but
luckily, they ended the series tied at 2-2!! 

(Nantucket, MA)- The 45th Annual Figawi Race Weekend is one of the top
sailing events that takes place on the northeast coast over the bank
holiday Memorial day weekend and ranks as one of the largest
“pursuit-style” races in the world. The Figawi Race Weekend kicks off
the Cape Cod and Nantucket summer season. Sailors from several states
crewed the massive fleet of 220+ sailboats, with over 3,000 sailors and
visitors enjoying the sailing and fabulous festivities all weekend long.
As
Stan Grossfeld at the Boston Globe commented, “the Figawi is a salty
summer tradition that will always sail onwards. For local sailors,
Figawi is sacred, like Opening Day at Fenway Park. Sailboats trimmed
oh-so-tightly seem to float across the water, kicking up a cool, salty
spray.
This
year, the headlines went to a couple of fun-loving landlubbers named
Gronk and Edelman, who didn’t even race but partied in the Figawi tent.
They weren’t alone. After the race, all across the Nantucket Boat Basin,
blenders purred and beers popped in a symphony of celebration. On
Saturday night, there was a blood-red sunset; by Sunday morning, there
were bloodshot eyes, but there was still plenty of laughter.
“My
oldest grandson is 14 years old and already he’s almost six feet tall.
The other one is 13 years old and is very tiny. The tiny one helps on
the bow and the other one helps in the cockpit.”


Closing
out their scores with a 2-13 enabled the HOSS team of Darden/ Hillard
to become the 2016 Quantum J/70 Midwinter Champions. It has been quite a
ride for this team, having just sailed the J/70 for less than nine
months. Darden, a J/80 World Champion, was at the helm with co-owner
Hillard, Jonathan McKee and Karl Anderson. “I have a fabulous team,”
praised Darden, who has been sailing with Hillard for over 20 years. “We
added Jonathan, who is an Olympics Gold medalist, and I’d never sailed
with him before the last couple regattas. He’s helped us get up to
speed.”
Winning
the Corinthians Division was SNAPROLL, with perhaps the oldest one-two
combination in the entire fleet- Bill Ballard and John Jennings- average
age 80 yrs old (just kiddin, though not far off)! Their talented all
St Petersburg YC crew (including Collegiate All-American Hillary Noble)
sailed to an enormous 11 pt lead. Taking the silver was Charles Bayer’s
team on LIL’GRIZZLY with 120 pts and in third place as the B-SQUARED
duo of Bryan Cameron & Brian Elliot sitting on 133 pts. In fact,
B-SQUARED won a tie-breaker over 4th place finisher Tim Molony on JOUST
and in fifth position was Alex Meleny’s TRUCKIN’ DY with 150 pts. For 



One
of the NCS members, Susan Farm, comments that, “NCS currently has two
donated J/105s in our keelboat program. Both boats are used for youth
sailing programs and this past summer we experienced demand higher than
we could support for the program. We also race the boats in a local PHRF
series and travel to local regattas. The kids race one boat, and I
leased the second boat with an all female crew (Diane is on the crew).
This summer, the kids program took precedence over our use, and we were
out of a boat! But what a nice problem to have. (The boats are also
used to take seniors out for leisurely cruises).”

